callan left all of my new stickers at home and i wanted them here and now we are no longer speaking
i will only communicate with him via facebook chat
i was making a kissy face and then callan swooped in like a bird
i hope callan doesn’t make me delete this but look i made callan be super lame and take pictures with me and then i decorated them the other day hohoho
callan thought taking a photo while he sneaky-touched my butt would be funny, but i guess it wasn’t obvious enough
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quick ana, look. i’m a barnacle!
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- callan
| me: | hey callan |
| callan: | yeah what? |
| me: | you know what would be great right now? |
| callan: | getting my dick sucked by my beautiful girlfriend |
| me: | pretzels |
| callan: | close enough |
playing words with friends for the first time and realising that i actually hate callan
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let me blow into your nose! it’ll give you extra air, i learned how to do it in the first aid course! let me blow you up like a balloon and pop you!
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- callan, what a weirdo
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suck ten dicks this is fucking horrendous and i hope you get syphilis fucking a gorilla
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- callan’s idea of a comment template
we are watching weight lifting videos on youtube ok
and this guy was dead lifting so much
“oh my god what would happen if he dropped it”
“nothing. oh, his knees would break”
WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD
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let me rub your tummy and give you a kiss
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- i have the world’s greatest boyfriend
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what is it? a chicken in the hand is worth two in the woods?
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- callan “S M R T” wrightson
my boyfriend will be here soon and i will make him toasted sandwiches and get a kiss
on the weekend callan and i watched year one, finished asu no yoichi, and went swimming twice
we ran out of things to watch last night so instead we played uno and neopets hehahoheha
the funny thing about this whole thing with the particles travelling faster than light and the theory of relativity being possibly wrong
is that the day before we read about it, callan and i were arguing
because we were talking about time travel, and he said
“you can travel forward in time but not backwards!”
and i said
“yes you can doctor who does it all the time”
and he just kept saying i was wrong
and now
if this thing is true
backwards time travel might be possible
so i win
